Seven Tricks of Breaking Free from Garri Addiction
Hi, my name is Esther… and I am a garri addict. There, I said it. They say the first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem. Well, mine has always been simple: the moment I hear cold water splashing on garri, sugar and groundnut grinning on top, my self-control takes annual leave. I whisper to myself, “Just one cup.” But before I know it, I’ve licked the bowl clean and I’m negotiating with my conscience for round two. If you’ve ever found yourself in this hopeless cycle, congratulations. You’re not alone. And for the sake of our collective deliverance, I have put together seven tried-and-tested tricks to help us break free from garri addiction. Trick 1: Avoid Garri Friends. You know them. The ones who stroll into class with kuli-kuli in their pockets, or that neighbor who always stocks Peak milk like it’s an investment. They are not your friends. They are stumbling blocks, agents of relapse. If you must, block them on WhatsApp until your healing is complete. Trick 2: Replac...